Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Merry Christmas to you all...Bowls are a comin...

I got this from a friend of mine and had to post it on our blog for this holiday season:

'Twas the night before the final BCS ranking....
The Buckeyes looked back on their long crazy season;
"Akron was a joke, Washington's program was spent,
Who cares if you stomped out those flashes from Kent."

"And Youngstown was easy, so was Northwest,
And Purdue, they were mediocre at best.
But of course they don't mention the teams that all matter,
Like Michigan, Penn State, the Spartans and Badgers.

The Illini fought, with some help from the refs,
They knocked off the Buckeyes; they gave us their best.
"The Buckeyes are finished, National title hopes tossed"
That's all that they heard, the critics were thrilled they had lost.

But the fans did not fear, as we just jumped into bed,
While visions of the improbable danced in our heads.
When, what to our bloodshot eyes should appear,
But a number 7 ranking, and six teams to fear.

With a little old screwing, so lively and quick,
I knew for the moment the BCS must be slick.
The Sooners, they choked and so did the Ducks,
But the critics had doubt, they still said, "OSU sucks."

More rapid than eagles they lost all their games,
Buckeyes fans shouted, and called them by name:
"Down, Sooners! Down, Tigers! Down, Jayhawks and Ducks!
Go, Razorbacks! Pitt! Zona, and Bucks!!

To the top of the Big Ten to the top of them all!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
And then, in a twinkling, we saw with a poof,
The whining and crying from this BCS goof.

The Buckeyes were now one, but who would be two?
None other than the BCS's favored – LSU.
The critics are silenced, Columbus will shout,
"Throw on your Scarlet and Gray, and erase all your doubt."

The Bucks are back in the top of the rankings,
To the championship we go, all fans cheering O - H - I - O!!!!!

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